If you give Warren Jeffs a ride, then perhaps he will want your car.
If you give Warren Jeffs your daughter, then most likely he will want the mother too!
If you give Warren Jeffs your tithes, then most likely he will demand your entire paycheck
If you give Warren Jeffs a donation, then soon it will be mandatory
If you give Warren Jeffs your time on Saturday, pretty soon he will want it all week long.
If you give Warren Jeffs your land, then he will want your house too!
If you give Warren Jeffs perfect obedience, then you make a dictator.
If you give Warren Jeffs your heart, then why not marry him too?
If you believe Warren Jeffs in Keeping Sweet, then you will no longer listen to your own feelings
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..not to mention that yew jest aint a poet....
yup! Warren is the mouse and there are no cookies left.
And I wasn't trying to be a poet, that's your job. I was just trying to get someones attention.
Oh sh_t! He's back!
LTG
Onthestreet is back! Strange that Seth Jeffs gets arrested and onthestreet no longer posts. Seth Jeffs gets out on bond and onthestreet comes back. Hmm...!
What onthestret really meant to say:
If you give NOT to the Lord of flies's anointed (Warren Jeffs & his goons) ALL of these things, then you fail in the requirement of the Lord of flies to render all things unto Him -Warren Jeffs aka beelzebub.
Street is sure describing a black hole.
Street is not Seth.
He has been posting elsewhere,
boring everyone to tears and eye strain.
The Watcher.
On the Street is still posting his lies on Polygabuse.Sorry OTS is not
Seth Jeffs.
Watching the Watcher.
He's also "C" as in CRAZY
faithful:
Sounds like the DiSC personality profiles.
They are pretty accurate.
LTG
I read a little about these personality profiles years ago. What are the other three classes? What was their order on the diagram?
That's actually how the DiSC trademark looks, with a little 'i'.
So faithful, what are you? D, I, S, or C?
. . .and a little T & A when appropriate?
T and A, sorry Faithful - this has nothing to do with personality - it's more anatomy.
T means the nipple in slang
A means the gluteus maximus in slang
Make sense?
Yup just some putz trying to hard to be witty.
Ditto my 1:40 post again...putz alert.
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