Wednesday, November 30, 2005

If you give...

If you give Warren Jeffs a ride, then perhaps he will want your car.
If you give Warren Jeffs your daughter, then most likely he will want the mother too!
If you give Warren Jeffs your tithes, then most likely he will demand your entire paycheck
If you give Warren Jeffs a donation, then soon it will be mandatory
If you give Warren Jeffs your time on Saturday, pretty soon he will want it all week long.
If you give Warren Jeffs your land, then he will want your house too!
If you give Warren Jeffs perfect obedience, then you make a dictator.
If you give Warren Jeffs your heart, then why not marry him too?

If you believe Warren Jeffs in Keeping Sweet, then you will no longer listen to your own feelings

31 comments:

Faithful Woman said...

Wasn't that suposed to be something about a mouse and a coookie?

Anonymous said...

..not to mention that yew jest aint a poet....

Anonymous said...

yup! Warren is the mouse and there are no cookies left.

And I wasn't trying to be a poet, that's your job. I was just trying to get someones attention.

Faithful Woman said...

got mine

Paladin for Truth said...

Excellent

onthestreet said...

If you give NOT to the Lord's anointed ALL of these things, then you fail in the requirement of the Lord to render all things unto Him. It is a correct principle in all of science and cosmology, that all things are swollowed up unto one source, and even "heaven and earth shall pass away".

Anonymous said...

Oh sh_t! He's back!

LTG

Anonymous said...

Onthestreet is back! Strange that Seth Jeffs gets arrested and onthestreet no longer posts. Seth Jeffs gets out on bond and onthestreet comes back. Hmm...!

What onthestret really meant to say:

If you give NOT to the Lord of flies's anointed (Warren Jeffs & his goons) ALL of these things, then you fail in the requirement of the Lord of flies to render all things unto Him -Warren Jeffs aka beelzebub.

furnace said...

Street is sure describing a black hole.

Anonymous said...

Street is not Seth.

He has been posting elsewhere,
boring everyone to tears and eye strain.

The Watcher.

Anonymous said...

On the Street is still posting his lies on Polygabuse.Sorry OTS is not
Seth Jeffs.
Watching the Watcher.

Faithful Woman said...

I've been doing some study on personality types.

Street seems to fit the "C" type, or as Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, called it, the old Greek Melancholy personality.

"C's" are reserved and task oriented. It stands for Cautious, Competent, Calculating, Concerned, Careful, Contemplative. They do their reserch and are often right, and hate when someone points out where they are wrong and take it personally.

"C" types can do just about anything because they are so intelligent(cognitive). They make excellent teachers or professors because they know so much.They are very factual in their informatin. They sometimes have dificulty in communicating what they know because they tend to be more reserved than outgoing

"C" types see only black and white- with them, not much is gray.

With certain environmental influences, Street seems to have taken his qualities to the great extreme, turning his strengths into weaknesses.

A "C's" basic need is quality answers, very specific and outlined. Very who, what, where, and when.

No wonder this guy keeps comming back, he "knows" he is right and "we" are wrong and has the determination and endurance to keep trying to get us to "see the light". (plus people are generally creatures of community and seek company.)

Boy am I glad that I am sure that I am "right".

Anonymous said...

He's also "C" as in CRAZY

Anonymous said...

faithful:

Sounds like the DiSC personality profiles.

They are pretty accurate.

LTG

Faithful Woman said...

Yes. But don't forget to capitalize the "I's", the would feel bad.

fttc said...

I read a little about these personality profiles years ago. What are the other three classes? What was their order on the diagram?

Anonymous said...

That's actually how the DiSC trademark looks, with a little 'i'.

Faithful Woman said...

The chart looks like a pie cut in four pieces.

left side is task oriented, right side is people oriented.

top is outgoing, bottom is reserved

top left is "D", top right is "I", bottom right is "S". bottom left is "C"

Anonymous said...

So faithful, what are you? D, I, S, or C?

Faithful Woman said...

Mostly an S, some C, and a bit of D when my ire gets up.

Anonymous said...

. . .and a little T & A when appropriate?

onthestreet said...

furnace said...
Street is sure describing a black hole. 12/01/2005 11:30 PM

STREET’S Reply: There you go. See! Even the Gods abide that principle of sacrifice, swallowing up the whole into the hole, from which matter comes new creations. This is the law of the Gods and the Prophets. Well put. I am describing a black hole.

As for personality types, there are four generalizations, but many subtypes.

onthestreet said...

And seven archtypes.

Faithful Woman said...

You lost me, what are the T & E ?

onthestreet said...

Yes, you are VERY lost, an appropriate confession.

ATAR_i said...

T and A, sorry Faithful - this has nothing to do with personality - it's more anatomy.

T means the nipple in slang
A means the gluteus maximus in slang

Make sense?

Faithful Woman said...

-raises the eyebrows-

yeah, I catch on, unless it came from street or maybe that other anon who likes to be obnoxious, it doesn't really make sense.

ATAR_i said...

Yup just some putz trying to hard to be witty.

onthestreet said...

T & A: Teat is the source of nourishment for the child. Ass is Christ's chosen means of conveyance: Teats and Ass. Pretty simple, but not as "gross" as you would make it out to be.

ATAR_i said...

Ditto my 1:40 post again...putz alert.

Faithful Woman said...

wink