Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Immaculate Conception

I have never heard of this concept in the FLDS religion. Where did it come from?

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

turkey baster

keep sweet eldorado
stg

Anonymous said...

Some body's head. I have been here for fourty years. I have never heard it either until I heard it on web talk land.

Anonymous said...

FLDS immaculate conception is when your old fathers young wives all of a sudden become pregnant and are miraculously able to produce full term healthy twins in less than eight months after the gent passes away. Now that is immaculate pre death conception, but the question is who did the who?

Anonymous said...

thats disgusting.

onthestreet said...

Yes, all conceptions of mind and body are indeed DISGUSTING, except that.

onthestreet said...

Except the conception of spirit.

fttc said...

Actually warren was overtime in bringing out a new revelation so OTS helped him out. If you go into the archives you will see how OTS developed the doctrine as he spewed out words of support for warren.

ATAR_i said...

Yeah - I don't really see anyone rallying to OTS's side on this one.

I think that 21st centurty immaculate conception is his own made up theology.

With so many laws governing intercourse, why in goodness name would you even need those if a man and a woman were both not needed to conceive.

It's clear - they are taking the children away, so it can't be for the purpose of family.

Perhaps a family is not really needed at all then OTS?

Family used to be necesarry for the making and raising of children.

But according to OTS - You don't need both to make a baby, and according to warren you don't need them to raise a baby. Parents and families are dispensible - why even bother with polygamy?

feralfem said...

"...why even bother with polygamy?"

Excellent point, Atar

Fried Female said...

Yeah. I've lived in the Creek all my life and the only time immaculate conception was mentioned was in connection to the Virgin Mary. It was never preached as something we should try or aspire to. It was right straight out of street's little pea-brain.

onthestreet said...

See what you have conceived? Nothing immaculate!

ATAR_i said...

Yeah - If I conceive - it's definately NOT immaculate.

Your parents had SEX to conceive you. warrens parents had SEX to conceive him. And warren has SEX with his wives to conceive his children.

Nothing immaculate about the LOT of us

Anonymous said...

You know, I just had a revelation. The fact is, street is AGAINST Warren. That is why he is striving so hard to make everyone who follows him look so ridiculously STUPID!!! He says he follows his "Lord" and then he makes up idiotic things like this immaculate conception thing and tries to make everyone believe that ALL who follow Warren think, act and talk like this imbecile.

Pretty clever. If everyone who follows Warren talks like Street and thinks like street, NO WONDER they follow Warren!

Anonymous said...

If it walks like street, thinks like stree, talks like street, acts like street, it probably is a street...and should be tread on.

onthestreet said...

Hey fokesys, I never said I was a street. It is ONTHESTREET, and the one called straight,treading. This is why I tread.

However, since you all consider me so very useful and so much part of the infrastructure, even a pathway to so many destinations, I am humbled.

Anonymous said...

It's about time. If only we dared to believe it.

onthestreet said...

Have courage, and believe.

ATAR_i said...

I think I see a street that's full of pot holes and needs repaving. Let's grate it first though - just for fun!

onthestreet said...

You're Right. Your streets are full of it, but the land of Zion will be worked over the grate, a frame of iron to hold the fire. Then the streets of Zion will be paved with "GOLD".

ATAR_i said...

I thought you weren't a street - you were ON the street.

You must be roadkill.

Anonymous said...

Roadkill...muahahahahaha. Yep, that's him alright.

onthestreet said...

Ouch, you sound like a monkey being hit by a car.

We are all very feeble in this life.

ATAR_i said...

Hmmmmmm, is that the best you could come up with?

That's totally lame.

onthestreet said...

Such is the nature of fallen humanity: Feeble and lame.

ATAR_i said...

Yeah - I agree - but maybe someday you will get better.

onthestreet said...

Perhaps we will. We certainly are less than we know. Only the meek and pure in heart are awarded a glorious resurrection, and inherit the earth.

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." (Mt. 5:8)

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." (Mt. 5:5)

I hope you find both.

Anonymous said...

Streety you should run for Congress, I think filibustering is the in thing there now. Just make sure nothing ever gets done, and nobody understands what you are talking about. You'll do fine.

onthestreet said...

Sounds like you fokes really want me around for a LONG, LONG TIME! That's the nature of congress: Life tenure.

Okay, let's take a vote here:
All who want me around forever, speak up.

onthestreet said...

If you all want me around through eternity, then somebody speak up.

Anonymous said...

....um, Street? Hey, uh, you're not serious, here, are you? Cuz you aren't exactly winning a popularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a fly buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Street to walk if you're lookin to get squashed.....I wouldn't tread there, Street, Not in your unstable condition. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Anonymous said...

bite me!

Anonymous said...

....um, Highway? Hey, uh, you're not sure, here, are you? BeeCuz you aren't exactly losing a unpopularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a cow buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Highway to walk if you're lookin to get down with me.....I wouldn't poop there, Highway, Not in your stable condition. Say I didn't warm ya!

onthestreet said...

Okay, plenty of you spoke up. Done. I'll stay around forever, and even when I seem to be gone.