FLDS Prophet Warren Jeffs may be serving life in prison, but his followers continue with their work on the YFZ Ranch near Eldorado, Texas where the group's white limestone Temple towers over the town they are building. Polygamy, the practice of plural marriage, appears to be alive and well in the Lone Star State, despite laws to the contrary.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Immaculate Conception
I have never heard of this concept in the FLDS religion. Where did it come from?
FLDS immaculate conception is when your old fathers young wives all of a sudden become pregnant and are miraculously able to produce full term healthy twins in less than eight months after the gent passes away. Now that is immaculate pre death conception, but the question is who did the who?
Actually warren was overtime in bringing out a new revelation so OTS helped him out. If you go into the archives you will see how OTS developed the doctrine as he spewed out words of support for warren.
Yeah - I don't really see anyone rallying to OTS's side on this one.
I think that 21st centurty immaculate conception is his own made up theology.
With so many laws governing intercourse, why in goodness name would you even need those if a man and a woman were both not needed to conceive.
It's clear - they are taking the children away, so it can't be for the purpose of family.
Perhaps a family is not really needed at all then OTS?
Family used to be necesarry for the making and raising of children.
But according to OTS - You don't need both to make a baby, and according to warren you don't need them to raise a baby. Parents and families are dispensible - why even bother with polygamy?
Yeah. I've lived in the Creek all my life and the only time immaculate conception was mentioned was in connection to the Virgin Mary. It was never preached as something we should try or aspire to. It was right straight out of street's little pea-brain.
You know, I just had a revelation. The fact is, street is AGAINST Warren. That is why he is striving so hard to make everyone who follows him look so ridiculously STUPID!!! He says he follows his "Lord" and then he makes up idiotic things like this immaculate conception thing and tries to make everyone believe that ALL who follow Warren think, act and talk like this imbecile.
Pretty clever. If everyone who follows Warren talks like Street and thinks like street, NO WONDER they follow Warren!
Streety you should run for Congress, I think filibustering is the in thing there now. Just make sure nothing ever gets done, and nobody understands what you are talking about. You'll do fine.
....um, Street? Hey, uh, you're not serious, here, are you? Cuz you aren't exactly winning a popularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a fly buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Street to walk if you're lookin to get squashed.....I wouldn't tread there, Street, Not in your unstable condition. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
....um, Highway? Hey, uh, you're not sure, here, are you? BeeCuz you aren't exactly losing a unpopularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a cow buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Highway to walk if you're lookin to get down with me.....I wouldn't poop there, Highway, Not in your stable condition. Say I didn't warm ya!
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Some body's head. I have been here for fourty years. I have never heard it either until I heard it on web talk land.
FLDS immaculate conception is when your old fathers young wives all of a sudden become pregnant and are miraculously able to produce full term healthy twins in less than eight months after the gent passes away. Now that is immaculate pre death conception, but the question is who did the who?
thats disgusting.
Actually warren was overtime in bringing out a new revelation so OTS helped him out. If you go into the archives you will see how OTS developed the doctrine as he spewed out words of support for warren.
Yeah - I don't really see anyone rallying to OTS's side on this one.
I think that 21st centurty immaculate conception is his own made up theology.
With so many laws governing intercourse, why in goodness name would you even need those if a man and a woman were both not needed to conceive.
It's clear - they are taking the children away, so it can't be for the purpose of family.
Perhaps a family is not really needed at all then OTS?
Family used to be necesarry for the making and raising of children.
But according to OTS - You don't need both to make a baby, and according to warren you don't need them to raise a baby. Parents and families are dispensible - why even bother with polygamy?
"...why even bother with polygamy?"
Excellent point, Atar
Yeah. I've lived in the Creek all my life and the only time immaculate conception was mentioned was in connection to the Virgin Mary. It was never preached as something we should try or aspire to. It was right straight out of street's little pea-brain.
Yeah - If I conceive - it's definately NOT immaculate.
Your parents had SEX to conceive you. warrens parents had SEX to conceive him. And warren has SEX with his wives to conceive his children.
Nothing immaculate about the LOT of us
You know, I just had a revelation. The fact is, street is AGAINST Warren. That is why he is striving so hard to make everyone who follows him look so ridiculously STUPID!!! He says he follows his "Lord" and then he makes up idiotic things like this immaculate conception thing and tries to make everyone believe that ALL who follow Warren think, act and talk like this imbecile.
Pretty clever. If everyone who follows Warren talks like Street and thinks like street, NO WONDER they follow Warren!
If it walks like street, thinks like stree, talks like street, acts like street, it probably is a street...and should be tread on.
It's about time. If only we dared to believe it.
I think I see a street that's full of pot holes and needs repaving. Let's grate it first though - just for fun!
I thought you weren't a street - you were ON the street.
You must be roadkill.
Roadkill...muahahahahaha. Yep, that's him alright.
Hmmmmmm, is that the best you could come up with?
That's totally lame.
Yeah - I agree - but maybe someday you will get better.
Streety you should run for Congress, I think filibustering is the in thing there now. Just make sure nothing ever gets done, and nobody understands what you are talking about. You'll do fine.
....um, Street? Hey, uh, you're not serious, here, are you? Cuz you aren't exactly winning a popularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a fly buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Street to walk if you're lookin to get squashed.....I wouldn't tread there, Street, Not in your unstable condition. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
bite me!
....um, Highway? Hey, uh, you're not sure, here, are you? BeeCuz you aren't exactly losing a unpopularity contest, here...I mean, what would it be like to have a cow buzzin around your head for Eternity? This is the Highway to walk if you're lookin to get down with me.....I wouldn't poop there, Highway, Not in your stable condition. Say I didn't warm ya!
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