Monday, January 02, 2006

The End is Nearer Than You Think!

A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at each other and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like the FLDS are about to go off the deep end.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there some sort of screen here for stupid threads?

Faithful Woman said...

Great String Rumor! Just the kind of lightening up we need.

Anonymous said...

We're closer to tomorrow than we were yesterday.

Anonymous said...

It certainly gave me something to smile about. And isn't that what life is all about?
To frown we exercise 87 muscles; to smile we exercise only 13. It seems like there's more time to smile.

Anonymous said...

Great story! Rumor

Anonymous said...

We are exactly the same distance from tomorrow as we were yesterday. We are exactly the same distance from yesterday as we were yesterday.

We are always only in the moment.

Anonymous said...

Exuse me sir, but could you point out to me the other side of the street. I was just over there and they said it was over here.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Einstein. God is always in the moment. Since I am not God time as we measure it has meaning to me. My aged body confirms that it is indeed mortal. Whereas to God, who was, is and ever shall be, who is immortal, time is irrelevent, at least in relationship to our understanding. Neither you nor I have the capability, as does God to see all of time as a continuum, therefore how have you been able confirm your ability to know time in relationship to distance?

Anonymous said...

It's always dangerous to dive deep in the shallow end of the pool.

onthestreet said...

Problem is, most people need signs on their toilets, that read: "SHALLOW WATER! NO DIVING"

It is quite human nature to dwell in corrupt thoughts.

Anonymous said...

It takes an expert to know things like that.

Anonymous said...

And no matter how you measure time, the future and the past, you are still exactly in the moment. It is yours to do with what you choose. Joy or sorrow. Time is the greatest thing. In heaven or hell, you are exactly in the moment. And as to the pond and the sign. Water runs on dry streets at times. And Lakes have become Islands.

Anonymous said...

And one other thing. As long as you live the world is yours. Try to make it as pleasant as you can. And no matter what you think about religion and God he made the earth and put you on it. He lets all begin as a child and grow to an adult. All men die. Young and old rich or poor. smart or dumb you are still exactly upon the moment. If you like this what God did or you do not; If you believe it or not; you are still exactly upon the moment. And God made the earth. He put upon it all for the use of man. Tis men who complicate things. If you do not like this; you are still upon the earth and exactly upon the moment. Death itself is an experience lived exacty at the moment that it is experienced. And birth is a beginng exactly at the moment of the day. It is only a beginning of life as upon a terrestrial world. And experinced exactly in the moment. Why waste your moment with squabbles? Why waste your moment with fighting. God gave the land to all. Men are the ones who complicate things. The government prints the little paper that gives you such bondage. Tell them to print enough for all of you to live comfortable exactly in the moment and do away with politic's. People rule. They make the laws. Make laws to liberate you. men are strange. And strange people are exactly in the moment. If you like your green bondage, keep it. I am enjoying my moment. Exactly as I live it. Good by. Adious Dig a hole and see if your green bondage grows. Or do not, if you choose; you are still exactly in the moment.

Anonymous said...

Spoken like a true mixed up Smithite.

fttc said...

If you are the same Anon that has been posting all the anti-JS posts it would be intersting to know what denomination you are specifically. It is easy for you to come on here anonymously and throw out all these epithets. You know somewhat of our beliefs and background, though not as much as you would like to appear. Tell us more about yourself and give someone an equal chance at debate.

Anonymous said...

UEP Trust Equipment Theft
January 04, 2006
A criminal investigation is underway in Colorado City. Investigators say someone dismantled a grain elevator system from land owned by the Untied Effort Plan Trust and moved it over the holiday weekend.

According to Mohave County Sheriff’s investigator Gary Engels, a crane was used to dismantle the equipment. The trust is the financial arm of the FLDS Church. A judge has since turned over the trust to a group of advisors. This is the third time property has been taken from the trust since the advisors took over. You can read more about this story in tomorrow morning’s edition of the Deseret Morning News.

What do you bet it turns up in eldorado?

slab in ELDORADO FLDS that looks like it would work just fine...

http://web.sccn2.net/flds/images/IMG_1320.JPG

Anonymous said...

My relatives were all up in arms because "all they were trying to do was take down an old, empty unused silo and the trust administrators got all mad and accused them of theft."

Then I saw the picture in the newspaper. That wasn't an old, unused silo. In fact, it was quite new.

It amazes me how much people will lie to themselves and each other to be able to keep believing the lies that are delivered to them in the form of "teachings."

Anonymous said...

That silo was pretty insignificant a week ago.

Now it's really important to a lot of people who have never seen it.

I'm getting darn close to abandoning this blog, and may seriously consider getting a life.

Anybody want to join me?

fttc said...

I ditto Anon 2:39

It is both amazing and frustrating when you point such facts out like they have done about the silo. I am willing to bet from my experience that the relatives would not look into it even having it shown they were not "old unused silos". None are so blind as those who will not see.

Anonymous said...

As far as I know NO SILO WAS TAKEN, it was an elevator?

That tall blue tower, that looked quite new.

Anonymous said...

He who runneth in circles shall be known as a wheel? Why chase your tail? When, and if you catch it, what are you to do with it?

If a person spends a lifetime chasing his tail, where can he say he has been, what has he accomplished, who would follow his example, did he leave a trail that anyone would care to follow?

The sun arises in the east. It gives light to day according to the season of the year then abandons those in this hemisphere to give light to those beyond our western horizon. In the intrim, between the rising and the setting, what have you accomplished for the betterment of mankind? Do you care for those ourside of your sphere of influence? If so, why not help better the world in which you live.

Anonymous said...

Do you care for those ourside of your sphere of influence? If so, why not help better the world in which you live.

1/06/2006 10:46 AM

WHO IS THIS POST FOR?

Warren Jeffs is not for the betterment of mankind, just his PERFECT SEED. The rest of us are just tares to be burned up.

Anonymous said...

so, someone caught on. whoopie!

Anonymous said...

FLDS Men: Child molestors
Can you believe that Warrens cousin was taking it up the but for money?? From Allred??? HAHAHAHAHAHA, I hope he got torn!

Anonymous said...

Rape little girls and women. Sodomize little boys and men. A closed society of rapists and sodomites. Really a wonderful heritage. Something to be proud of. A legacy to pass on to generations to come. A way of life exemplary to the world that your prophet claims has no hope.

If what your prophet demonstrates as hope is hope, and what you practice is hope, I don't want any part of it. You don't practice anything that I want to copy.

Your hope is claimed from a hopeless example?