Wednesday, November 30, 2005

If you give...

If you give Warren Jeffs a ride, then perhaps he will want your car.
If you give Warren Jeffs your daughter, then most likely he will want the mother too!
If you give Warren Jeffs your tithes, then most likely he will demand your entire paycheck
If you give Warren Jeffs a donation, then soon it will be mandatory
If you give Warren Jeffs your time on Saturday, pretty soon he will want it all week long.
If you give Warren Jeffs your land, then he will want your house too!
If you give Warren Jeffs perfect obedience, then you make a dictator.
If you give Warren Jeffs your heart, then why not marry him too?

If you believe Warren Jeffs in Keeping Sweet, then you will no longer listen to your own feelings

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

..not to mention that yew jest aint a poet....

Anonymous said...

yup! Warren is the mouse and there are no cookies left.

And I wasn't trying to be a poet, that's your job. I was just trying to get someones attention.

Anonymous said...

Oh sh_t! He's back!

LTG

Anonymous said...

Onthestreet is back! Strange that Seth Jeffs gets arrested and onthestreet no longer posts. Seth Jeffs gets out on bond and onthestreet comes back. Hmm...!

What onthestret really meant to say:

If you give NOT to the Lord of flies's anointed (Warren Jeffs & his goons) ALL of these things, then you fail in the requirement of the Lord of flies to render all things unto Him -Warren Jeffs aka beelzebub.

furnace said...

Street is sure describing a black hole.

Anonymous said...

Street is not Seth.

He has been posting elsewhere,
boring everyone to tears and eye strain.

The Watcher.

Anonymous said...

On the Street is still posting his lies on Polygabuse.Sorry OTS is not
Seth Jeffs.
Watching the Watcher.

Anonymous said...

He's also "C" as in CRAZY

Anonymous said...

faithful:

Sounds like the DiSC personality profiles.

They are pretty accurate.

LTG

fttc said...

I read a little about these personality profiles years ago. What are the other three classes? What was their order on the diagram?

Anonymous said...

That's actually how the DiSC trademark looks, with a little 'i'.

Anonymous said...

So faithful, what are you? D, I, S, or C?

Anonymous said...

. . .and a little T & A when appropriate?

ATAR_i said...

T and A, sorry Faithful - this has nothing to do with personality - it's more anatomy.

T means the nipple in slang
A means the gluteus maximus in slang

Make sense?

ATAR_i said...

Yup just some putz trying to hard to be witty.

ATAR_i said...

Ditto my 1:40 post again...putz alert.