Saturday, March 26, 2005

POLYGAMISTS RELOCATE

Many of you are claiming that the polygamist lifestyle is practiced widely around the world. If this is true, why not relocate?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Last week President Putin of Russia announced that they were seriously considering legalizing polygamy. They seem to have nine million more women than men with a decreasing population. Warren could sure fix that problem. In no time flat he will have 9000 more women than men in the FLDS if he keeps kicking out the good ole boys. All they would have to do is learn to speak Russian. He has the basic "Fundamentals" of the communist politics down pat, complete with the secret service police.

Anonymous said...

HA HA! great idea!

Anonymous said...

I'm just afraid we'd have another Joseph Stalin on our hands if Warren moved to Russia

Anonymous said...

Maybe Harvey Hilderbran could broker a deal where the State of Texas buys the YFZ Ranch and Warren could move his followers to Russia.
Then the state could convert the ranch into a community college. Maybe even a joint effort between BYU and Texas A&M. Call it Gig 'em Young.

Anonymous said...

Gig 'em Young! OMG that's hillarious!

My sides hurt I'm laughing so hard!

Anonymous said...

How about: Hook 'em Warren
After all the first two letters in Utah are UT!

Anonymous said...

They probably think it's easier to convert an entire country to their way of thinking than just go somewhere else to find acceptance....bright group these.

Hamel said...

Rights should be universal, and not based upon location.

Anonymous said...

Unless the exercise of those rights harm others!

star gazer said...

Are you boys noticing any foreign licence plates these days? Like British Columbia ones? There is an unusual stir among the Warrenites here in Bountiful. Late meetings, early meetings, lots of mini vans. Get ready for a few more Canucks come April 6. Don't worry about lots though, these guys are far better at looking holy than being holy.

Anonymous said...

To 12:27 AM:

Ok. Here's the deal.

The FLDS has never been a church looking for acceptance. The FLDS has never hurt YOU. They've never tried to convert you, in fact they've never said TWO words to you, yet you pass judgement. I'm sorry. It just bothers me that so many people besides yourself can have so many negative feelings towards someone(WARREN) or something (FLDS) that they know nothing about. I know what you're thinking. What about all those poor men ripped away from their families, left to fend for themselves in this cold, empty world? What about all those women, abused and neglected, who have no idea how bright and shiny the real world is? But Wait.....
there has got to be something more to it......Why would someone let this man take away all they have worked for? And how bright and shiny IS the world?

LOVE. They love him. And if they don't love him, their wives and children love him, and if their wives and children don't love him, they all leave and in a perfect world, they mind their business. I guess the question we all have to ask ourselves is-WHY DO THEY LOVE HIM. Don't they know how evil he is? They love him. Bright group these. The stupid bastards love him.

So. What we need to do, is make them stop loving him. Lets put up a sign along highway 389 telling the them all the atrocities he has committed. Lets broadcast every word that comes out of Flora's mouth. If anything, lets at least yell at them. Man, we could put a lot of effort into this but guess what, at the end of the day, they still love him. They love him because they KNOW him.

Thats just me talking

Found Lost Boy said...

They know his front, but not all that he has done that he hides behind his cloak of deceitfullness. They love him because they don't have the thinking power to think for themselves. Try as you may, Warren is still an abomination unto God and his teachings contradict what past prophets have said. Even Sadam was loved. Stalin was loved. Hitler was loved. Castro was loved. Even evil men are loved, but that doesn't make it RIGHT!!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with found lost boy.

It's kind of like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You want to try to stop it all and keep a major catastrophe from taking place. It's basic human goodness that keeps those of us on the "outside" concerned and speaking up. Especially when you've got children in there whose parents "love" a child-molesting pedophile. Someone has to speak up for them if their parents won't.

Anonymous said...

Ditto!